3 Ways to Dress Down a Gown
Have you ever bought a gown knowing you would never wear it again? I’m going to take a wild guess and say the answer is yes! Personally, I’ve accumulated dresses from fancy events I thought I just had to buy a dress for like weddings both as a guest and a bridesmaid, a military ball, Halloween, etc. The list is long and the dresses just pile up. Then what do you do with the beautiful dress you wore once? You fucking wear it whenever you want because why not? Ok, maybe it’s not practical to just wear a gown in general, but I’ve worked out three ways to dress down…
Ever Pretty Bridesmaid Dress Review
Oooo we know what time it is! *Drum roll please* It’s time for an Ever Pretty dress review! This time I have this adorable purple tulle bridesmaid dress. Let’s do a walk through. So darn cute! I love the color. It’s unique for me because I didn’t have a single item like this in my wardrobe, so that is a major plus for me. Fit-wise, this one runs small for sure! I barely go my chest into it this time, so I highly recommend sizing up, especially if you’re endowed. The length was great as well. I mean, it’s a little long for me at 5’8”, but that’s a good…
Ever Pretty Tulle Dress
It’s about time for some more Ever Pretty gown goodies! You know me. I LOVE playing dress up and a pretty dress makes me giddy. This time around I got to try out a beautiful tulle evening dress and I was not disappointed! I’m honestly in shock at how lovely this dress is for the price point. It moves like a dream and is very comfortable to run around in. My favorite part about the fit was the stretchy bodice. This dress doesn’t zip. It’s stretchy enough that I could easily fit in and it still hugged my body. It’s honestly one of the comfiest gowns I’ve ever worn. I…
Press-ons have improved since the 90s.
Press-on nails: the final frontier These are the voyages of our star-studded cuticles. To continue our mission to adore our manicured hands. To seek out new styles and crystal gel. To boldly vogue like no gal has vogued before. Brownie points for anyone who got that reference and still thinks I’m cool. Evidently I’ve been living under a god damned rock because I had zero clue about press-on nails. I have no idea how this happened. I was watching Rupaul’s Drag Race last night and it dawned on me that drag queens have been clued in for ages. THEIR NAILS CHANGE FOR EVERY OUTFIT. I’ve been living a lie. My…
Asos Haul January 2020
Why, hello there, lovers! It’s time for my first haul of 2020: Asos edition. I honestly can’t tell you what sort of mood I was in this go around. I just tore through the Asos website, adding cute shit to my cart nimbly bimbly until I was so shocked at the total that I had to delete half of it. I usually approach a haul thinking clearly about outfits, but this time it was all about the pieces I just thought were damn cute. So, here we are! I’m going to jump right in. Orange Jumpsuit: 8/10 Dave would actually give this a 10/10 as this was his favorite piece…
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