Press-ons have improved since the 90s.
Press-on nails: the final frontier These are the voyages of our star-studded cuticles. To continue our mission to adore our manicured hands. To seek out new styles and crystal gel. To boldly vogue like no gal has vogued before. Brownie points for anyone who got that reference and still thinks I’m cool. Evidently I’ve been living under a god damned rock because I had zero clue about press-on nails. I have no idea how this happened. I was watching Rupaul’s Drag Race last night and it dawned on me that drag queens have been clued in for ages. THEIR NAILS CHANGE FOR EVERY OUTFIT. I’ve been living a lie. My…
Asos Haul January 2020
Why, hello there, lovers! It’s time for my first haul of 2020: Asos edition. I honestly can’t tell you what sort of mood I was in this go around. I just tore through the Asos website, adding cute shit to my cart nimbly bimbly until I was so shocked at the total that I had to delete half of it. I usually approach a haul thinking clearly about outfits, but this time it was all about the pieces I just thought were damn cute. So, here we are! I’m going to jump right in. Orange Jumpsuit: 8/10 Dave would actually give this a 10/10 as this was his favorite piece…
All the Christmas Pajamas
I started this holiday season on the hunt for some new Christmas pjs. It’s a long standing tradition that I need something festive to sleep in for the months of November and December. I finally had to abandon my favorite jammies last year as they were legit tattered. The crotch was no longer and they looked ragged. It had been ages since I replaced my holiday pjs, and I’ll tell you what, a lot has changed since the last time I looked, or perhaps I’m just more shopping savvy. Holy shit, there are an ass ton of adorable Christmas sleepwear and I was overwhelmed. It took me a hot minute…
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Ever Pretty Black Friday Sale
Black Friday is almost upon us, which means all sorts of sales and goodies. And guess what? My favorite place for affordable dresses, Ever Pretty, is having a huge sale! It’s up to 40% off site wide. There will also be flash deals with items as low as $1.99 and free shipping. If you’ve ever wanted to try the brand, now is the time. I’ve been a long-standing partner with Ever Pretty because I’m continually in awe of the quality of budget-friendly dresses. They have been a lifesaver in a pinch many times. And every time I think their pieces couldn’t possibly look as good in person as they do…
