Don’t Be a Troll
I’m going to start by summarizing for those ass holes out there that can’t read more than a sentence. There’s always going to be trolls raining on your parade. Bring a fucking umbrella. I always forget an umbrella. Why is that? Can you imagine masochistic dick wads falling from the sky literally on your skull with nothing to protect you? Fuck the umbrella, I need a god damn helmet! I’m feeling…irked today. Irritated. Positively provoked. You see, I dared to post a picture on my Instagram holding a breast. It ignited a beacon for the men of the internet to flock and bring forth gifts of unsolicited suggestions. “Why do…
Fuck Bras
Do you remember some time ago when I wanted to go a week without a bra and report back? That never really happened because I had nowhere interesting to be that week, so I determined it was better left for another day. Instead of revisiting my experiment, I slowly integrated it into my life overtime. It wasn’t a conscious decision; it just sort of happened. I’ve gained some more weight since that time (hey PCOS, thanks for nothing) which pushed me into a true plus-size. I was teetering before, but now I sit at a solid size 14. For all my plus-size ladies out there, I realize you must be…
Playing Dress-Up
I LOVE to play dress up. I can confidently say I’ve been playing dress up now for 30+ years. Achievement unlocked! However, I have to admit that it’s been many years since I had a proper playtime set-up. I mean, I have a closet and all, but I haven’t had a vanity in my adult life or fun storage. I think the best time for make believe in my life to date was from the ages of maybe 3-6. I can’t remember my exact age, but in this span of years I received the ultimate gift. There’s some space under some built in cabinets in my mother’s dining room.…
150 Date Night Ideas
I’m in love. I mean, I’ve been in love for many years now, but I’m just as in love (if not more so) with Dave as I was the first time we kissed. Super cheesy, right? I know it is, but I wouldn’t be saying it if it wasn’t true. Dave and I laugh every day, we love on each other all day long, we’re considerate of one another and we rarely fight. I’m not saying this to rub it in your face. I get told a lot that we’re goals, and people always ask what my secret is. I think the answer to that is fairly complicated. I mean,…
I just love a good suit.
I just love a good suit. I got out of the habit of wearing them for a while, but this ASOS suit is giving me life and getting me back in the swing of things. You see, a long time ago, before I was a blogger or ran a magazine or even worked as a photographer, I worked in Human Resources at the Department of Veterans Affairs. Weird, right? It was never a good fit and I was never a good employee (they should have fired me many times over), but it was my career for many years when I was sorting out who I was as a human being.…
